Sunday, October 30, 2005

Bust A Move

Yeah, I admit it. I'm a ballbuster. I love to give people shit. Call them out on their shit. Give hell for pretty much any reason. Perhaps it's a good thing though. Unless someone is oversensitive to the point of being a worthless pussy-wussy....Then the shit I give them is going to make them think. Yes, and perhaps the little things that make them less of a good person could be polished up in time. See, I'm a perfectionist. Notice I didn't say I'm perfect, because I'm not. But at least I give some effort here and there. And if there's some things that I don't do, it's the difficult things that require a lot of work, and preparation on my part. It's not the little easy-as-hell things. C'mon, how fucking hard is it to spell words correctly? Fuck, how hard is it to use spell-check? Why does no one seem to put their heart and soul into work the way I do? If everyone did, fuck, we would soar like eagles, high on methamphetamines. So here's your warning: If I'm giving you shit about something, I may not even realize it myself, but it's probably for a good reason. So just go with it. And hey, we both might turn out to be better people in the end. Feel free to bust my balls in the future. If I can take it, I'll be the better man. But if I go off and cry in the corner, perhaps I wasn't cut out for the job in the first place. Now, bust a move.

6 comments:

. said...

Jew there is a nice big oven calling your name. You can be some sort of shitty prefectionist if you want. If you try it with my shit I'll eventually get pissed and beat you like the waek little girl you are. Leave me gramatical and spelling errors alone. It might not make me closeer to prefect but I don't give a shit about prefect. The only ones who do are the one that wish they weren't themselves. The ones who see prefect as some goal. It's all bullshit really. Just leave it alone. If you can take the errors then don't visit the fucking site. Dumb Shit.

Sydney said...

Oh Ben Please, you make spelling errors - I'm just kind enough not to point them out to you.

Don't cry.

Seriously, it's really nitpicky to snark on people about their spelling.

Of course, when you guys are ancient like me - you'll realize that... oh nevermind. fuck it. why ruin your fun.

Ben Marvin said...

The point is not perfection. The point is to eliminate the simple errors.

I'd like for you to point out my errors. Because I'd like to correct them. There's no reason I should be bastardizing a language I've been speaking and writing most of my life.

And besides, misspelling is no fun, it's a serious problem.

Natalie said...

I agree, I make spelling errors, and Ben points them out. But to Andy, when you are given a spell checker on your own blog, why not use it? It's a fantastic invention that too many people fail to use.

Ben Marvin said...

Haha. The blog spell-checker didn't catch "prefect". It's kinda funny how it 'fixes' my original post though. Something like:

"Yeah, I admit it. I'm a filibuster..."

. said...

I'm never gonna use mine chellspecker nagan. ener. ener abgin.