just because you hook
doesn't mean you're better than me
but my crotch is clean
you smell like pee
your pussy took a load of semen or three
there's some bugs in your vag
and something lookin like a rash
looks like a rotten strawberry patch
creepin out your penis hatch
down the hole like a submarine
discount rates for the football team
hut, hut, up your cunt
take your tight end with a punt
I think you bought some cocaine
it must be cold in the rain
with your bald ass pussy, you need some rogaine
it's cold outside, I need a libation
see you freezing at the gas station
20 degrees and you're wearing hot pants
I'd give you a stolen jacket, but I'm not a klepto
when you fuck a Mexican, don't forget the Pepto
hey whore, can I get a free blowjob?
I wanna make your head bob
on the job training as you slob on the knob
I won't tell you when I cum
you're gonna feel warm in your tummy-tum
arrgg, I'm a pirate, have some Captain Morgan's rum
you're so dirty, bitch
you got fleas, bitch
and you need to get clean, bitch
don't make me say please, bitch
I got balls and they're full of sperm
I wanna shoot it out my worm
lemme feel your ass, it's firm
like some pirate treasure
booty so sweet to increase my pleasure
when I grab my cock
you should immediately drop
to your knees and suck like a pro
you suck dick better than a homo
slobbin and strokin, play with my nutsac
make it feel like a heart attack
you can put your finger in my buttcrack
but only if you lick it front to back
after and before
I want you to feel like a whore
2 comments:
Why does everyone like Eminem? I enjoy your shit far better.
They like him cause he wants to be black, and I don't
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