ARRRRRGHHHH! I'm the crazy drunk pumpkin. I've been downing beers since 3am last night and I want to eat you, Celine Dion. Not in a good way either. I want to tear off your head and feed your eyeballs to your kids. I'm gonna chew your skull fragments while I sip on Hypnotic. I'll tear your face off like The Face thinks George Bush wants to do to black people. This ain't gonna be no party for dumb Canadians. Your ass is going down, bitches!
Saturday, September 10, 2005
I Will Eat You, Celine Dion.
ARRRRRGHHHH! I'm the crazy drunk pumpkin. I've been downing beers since 3am last night and I want to eat you, Celine Dion. Not in a good way either. I want to tear off your head and feed your eyeballs to your kids. I'm gonna chew your skull fragments while I sip on Hypnotic. I'll tear your face off like The Face thinks George Bush wants to do to black people. This ain't gonna be no party for dumb Canadians. Your ass is going down, bitches!
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"I'll scare you with my penis nose" says Kanye West.
Angry things are fun.
We need to send her back to Canada. We'll trade her for some Canadian bacon.
I got dibs on Avril Lavigne.
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