I don't wanna fuck under the covers, baby
I wanna pull you on top of me
Open the curtains on the windows, baby
I wanna fuck you in the sunlight

I got a new porno we can watch
While we have a quiet dinner
I want you to play some Sonic The Hedgehog
While I fuck you gently from behind, baby

Let's put on some Fox News Channel
And make love till down has come
Sean Hannity and Gretta Van Sustren
While we're doing in doggy style
Yeah, doing it doggy style

I wanna hump you in the back of a canoe
Floating down the streets of New Orleans
I got a red plastic cup to collect my cum
So we don't poison the polluted water

I think you need to smile
When I take pictures of your butt, baby
I like the thought of your cream
When I masturbate in the shower, baby