Do you have ninja skills, do you smell better than a perfume store, do you drive a sexy car with heated seats, do you rock the mic like you rock panties, are you Mr Customer Service, can you eat your own head, do you sleep with the lights on so everyone can see your sexy naked ass when they peer in your window.....
Yeah, I didn't think so. That's why I'm the shit.
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hah, the filename of the page is i-am-shit.html
I'm the shit to right? I sleep under celophane so everybody can see my ass.
I'll bet that shit gets hot, and you start sweating. So if you had any dingleberries in your butt crack, they drip out in a muddy river of poo flow. Nice.
Espesially if I had the runs earlier
*laughs* I miss you guys so much.
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