Thursday, September 08, 2005

Ben's Informal Polling Station

Imagine we're at a ricketty card table. I have some shit set up to make the look legit, but I'm still a bit shady looking. I beckon you over and ask if you have a minute to share your opinion for a mint. Your breath stinks a bit from sucking cock, so you agree. I hand you a clipboard. At the top of the page is a question:
Which slogan on a t-shirt, would piss off more people?
And towards the middle there are 2 answers

  1. "Abortion is evil"
  2. "Abortion is sexy"
Now, you have to conside which will piss off the vast right wing. Then you have to consider women's rights groups. Then think about mothers. And consider the implications to the stem-cell research crowd. How about population control freaks. The communists. Choose wisely. Somehow, I opt for both.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

How about a shirt that says " I don't care about your dead baby/aborted fetus. Leave me alone.

Mr. Shife said...

I can't believe you can smell the cock on my breath, I brushed twice and even used Listerine. But I think if you got a shirt that had one abortion saying on the front and the other one on the back you would pretty much piss off everyone.

Ben Marvin said...

But you're forgetting one thing about the dual slogan t-shirt. The people that have continuity fetishes.

j merlino said...

How 'bout:

"Why stop at the third trimester ? Abort the Homo sapien species"

Anonymous said...

"My baby was once at the bottom of a pile of dead babies, and had to eat his way free."
"Abortion!" >Plain and simple so people wont know what to think. They'll come up and ask you, and when they do you can spit out whatever creative, descriptive, inappropiate, offensive comment you wish.