Tuesday, August 09, 2005

You Drive A Lexus

You drive a Lexus, you're fucking gay. It's just a fancy fucking Toyota with some fucking gold badges on it. Nothing fucking special. Acuras are just fucking fancypants Hondas with a higher price tag. You're still a boring fuck. You're so fucking gay, you want to fuck yourself in the ass. You drive an Infiniti, it's just a fucking Nissan, you gay fucker. You're so fucking gay, you eat big fat greasy penis for breakfast. Then you hop in your faggot Lexus and go to work, and suck some dicks. You're so fucking gay, your ass fell off from all the big veiny penis that penetrated it. You Lexus-driving fuck.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

So if i wanted an Acura Integra v- tec that's the same as a....

Ben Marvin said...

A gay ass Honda

Anonymous said...

So what's the fancy version of the Saab? Or is it in a class by itself?

Ben Marvin said...

It's not a class by itself.... It's a State Of Independence!

Anonymous said...

Bitter?

Anonymous said...

A Lonely and Horny orginal.


Honda > Acura