WTF Does Your Car Have?

You think your car is the shit? Look at this, bitches: Saab 9000 Awards

What can your car claim? A different recall every year? Big tires? Dumb colored seats? Maybe some fucking hubcaps... Fuck your hubcaps, nukka.






Your car sucks, just admit it. You know you really desire a sexy Saab. And you really feel dumb for driving what you do. Are you really that Asian that you needed to buy a Honda? Or are you just boring with bad credit? Did you think you were a racecar driver, so you bought a Nissan? Or are you dumb, with a desire to be the other race? You must have a lot of important heavy shit to haul around, that's why you bought your truck/SUV...Or maybe your ass is huge, and you shit out a bunch of kids.