Why did the little boy die?....Because a fridge landed on him!!!!
What do you call a judge with no thumbs.....Justice fingers!!!!!
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?..They taste funny
What's brown and sticky?.....A stick
What do you call a fish with no eye?...a fsh
Why was the sand wet?......cause the sea weed.
Two antenas got married. The wedding was horrible, but boy was the reception good!
A duck walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey your pants are down!"
A dyslexic man walked into a bra......
What's the difference between an onion and a banjo?.....You never cry when you cut a banjo in half.
Buddha walks into a pizza joint and says, "Make me one with everything."
The cashier says, "That'll be $9.50."
Buddha hands him a ten. Waits. Waits. He says, "Where's my change?"
The cashier replies, "Change must come from within."
This skeleton walks into a bar, orders a pint of lager and a mop...
Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go play hockey?
2 snowmen standing in a field. One says to the other, 'can you smell carrots?'
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no idea.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and having sex?
A: Still fucking no idea!
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?...Ask your parents
Why are Pirates called Pirates?....Because they ARRRRRRRRRR!
Q: what do hillbillies do for halloween?.......A: pump kin
Q: how do you get pikachu onto the bus?......A: Poke 'em on
What did they call Postman Pat after he lost his job?......Pat
4 comments:
Why do Indian Rain dances work? Because they dont stop dancing till it rains. Now that's a pretty lame joke. Hope you enjoyed as much as I enjoyed these!
Ben you're so popular! Who's "clew"? lol...
"Why was the sand wet..." It's so cute! I can't TAKE IT ANYMORE! *screams*
if you have 5 oranges in one hand and 6 oranges in the other what do ya got?
really big hands wow thats the best ever
I have to poo poo!
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