Thursday, August 04, 2005

Corny Jokes!!!!

Why did the little boy die?....Because a fridge landed on him!!!!

What do you call a judge with no thumbs.....Justice fingers!!!!!

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?..They taste funny

What's brown and sticky?.....A stick

What do you call a fish with no eye?...a fsh

Why was the sand wet?......cause the sea weed.

Two antenas got married. The wedding was horrible, but boy was the reception good!

A duck walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey your pants are down!"

A dyslexic man walked into a bra......

What's the difference between an onion and a banjo?.....You never cry when you cut a banjo in half.

Buddha walks into a pizza joint and says, "Make me one with everything."
The cashier says, "That'll be $9.50."
Buddha hands him a ten. Waits. Waits. He says, "Where's my change?"
The cashier replies, "Change must come from within."

This skeleton walks into a bar, orders a pint of lager and a mop...

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go play hockey?

2 snowmen standing in a field. One says to the other, 'can you smell carrots?'

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no idea.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and having sex?
A: Still fucking no idea!

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?...Ask your parents

Why are Pirates called Pirates?....Because they ARRRRRRRRRR!

Q: what do hillbillies do for halloween?.......A: pump kin

Q: how do you get pikachu onto the bus?......A: Poke 'em on

What did they call Postman Pat after he lost his job?......Pat

4 comments:

clew said...

Why do Indian Rain dances work? Because they dont stop dancing till it rains. Now that's a pretty lame joke. Hope you enjoyed as much as I enjoyed these!

Anonymous said...

Ben you're so popular! Who's "clew"? lol...
"Why was the sand wet..." It's so cute! I can't TAKE IT ANYMORE! *screams*

Anonymous said...

if you have 5 oranges in one hand and 6 oranges in the other what do ya got?

really big hands wow thats the best ever

Anonymous said...

I have to poo poo!