If You Have My CD...

You know you might have a Lonely And Horny CD. And you're thinking "Hey, this CD sucks, what the fuck am I supposed to do with it when I'm not listening to it?"....

Well, I'm here to help. Follow the instructions closely, or your genitals will fall off.

Instructions:
Step Zero: Take your Lonely And Horny CD out of your glovebox, junk drawer, or safety deposit box. It's about to be cool again. (like Huey Lewis And The News!)
Step Uno: Go over to your CD rack, shelf, pile, whatever you have.
Step Deux: Find your U2 CD.
Step Deux And Heif: Put the U2 CD, liner notes and back cover in the litter box. And let your cat shit on it.
Step III: Print out the "Lonely And Horny" CD cover. Now available on this site!
Step 4x4: Put your Lonely And Horny CD and smashingly sexy cover artwork in the newly emptied CD case.
Step Pentagon: Fantasize about the band. Focus on their packages. Masturbate if needed.
Step Sexo: Write me a thank you letter for all the booty you snag because you played this CD in the car on the way home from the club.

Here's the cover, bitches: