by Jason Roth
- An Iraqi terrorist's right to bear nuclear arms.
- A father's parental right to molest his son.
- An unknown sculptor's right to display his all-semen representation of Thomas Jefferson's anus in the cafeteria of the Washington Capital.
- An author's right to force a publisher to release his book entitled "The Child Pornographer's Companion".
- An eight-year-old public school student's freedom of speech to refer to his fellow Jewish schoolmates as "gas-worthy kykes".
- A death row inmate's right to a retrial, after the judge failed to turn up the volume on the television set that clearly displayed the inmate butchering and eating his seventeen victims.
- An African-American church's religious freedom to celebrate Kwanza by mutilating a young girl's genitalia with a butcher knife.
- A non-smoker's right to a "healthy environment" in the building owned by you, even though you smoke and you want him the fuck out of your building.
- A teenage slut's right to a government-funded abortion.
- A homosexual Navy officer's right to spy in privacy.
It's no wonder I've made a personal enemy.
