Concise Guide To Ben's Drive To Work

I usually park nose first into my driveway. Don't hate, I know it's a big slower getting out but usually I'm more in a hurry to get home than get out. So I back out of my driveway. Normally, there's no cars coming down my street either way, although I have almost his a Geo and that damn Subaru when I wasn't looking. I back out fast. Making that left onto Sharon Amity is tough sometimes, but I usually nigger my way across the left turn lanes and wait for someone to let me over into the straight lanes. I stay in the left lane till that slight hill right before Randolph, or until the traffic starts to build, whichever is first. Not many left turners on Sharon Amity, so it's safe. The right lane is faster after Randolph, since there's usually a bunch of dumbasses making left turns into God know's what over there across from Cotswold. When traffic starts to build for the Providence light I usually switch to the right lane. Unless there's a dumbfuck with a trailer and a pickup turning into the construction site on the right, then I have to speed toward the queue in the left lane and cut over at the last second. People hate that shit. I love it. I hate the section after Providence Rd. Most people don't realize it's 45mph, and they go like 30. Fuck that. The right lane is usually full, and the left lane has a few stragglers going just as slow, so I weave. And then I cut someone off to make it into the right turn lane onto Sharon Rd. The left lane is easy choice after the turn, so I go for the right lane, and usually I can nigger my way past a few cars before the left lane starts to build, but not for the turn lane, just straight. Sometimes I cross the double yellow and race to the turn light, since by the time traffic clears it's already red. The turn light onto Runnymeade is ample long though. I take the right lane here, just until the school zone. I still go 35mph. That cop directing traffic aint gonna do shit....

Ok, I'm gonna stop right there. It seemed like a good idea on the way to work this morning, but no one is gonna read this shit.