From the "what if" department:

So you're not allowed any liquids on planes as a carry-on, besides the few exceptions such as baby formula or 4oz or less of KY jelly. What if you had the shits and you had to spray liquid into a container cause you couldn't make it to the bathroom? Should you be arrested as a terrorist?

Of course not! Everey one knows that Muslims don't get the shits cause they're not real humans. They're robots!

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