Fucking Dolphins...

Fuck the dolphins. What the fuck did they ever do for me? Why are people so stupidly freaked out over protecting some animal? I don't fucking understand how these folks are still breathing. They're so immensly dumb. IT'S A FUCKING DOLPHIN PEOPLE! It's not your mom, it's not the pope. Let it go. What the fuck? That's what's wrong with the world: People have their priorities all fucked up. I would rather eat my own colon than do anything for a fucking marine animal. I hate these people.



Mmmmm...Dolphinburger!