Joe From Aria

Joe from Aria is such a closet liberal. He drives his econo-box Honda bcause it gets great gas mileage and it's "good for the environment". Then, he puts a wing and a fart-can on it to hide his true intent, but also to show his "freedom of expression" like art with pigs and feces is... But that's not the half of it... He borrowed my copy of Michael Moore Is A Big Fat Stupid White Man because he said he wanted to read it. I don't think so. I think he's just trying to suppress the truth and not let anyone else that wants to borrow it. And another thing...no George W sticker on his car? What is that? I think he's too embarassed in front of his liberal friends. Of course, he can't display a Kerry/Edwards sticker, that would tip of his true intent of infiltrating the vast right-wing conspiracy.
And now, he's not calling me back. I guess he's trying to lay low for a while and regroup with his liberal friends. Like Renee; I'm sure that whole fiasco was just a rouse to put me off his game. You can't fool me, Joe from Aria. I know you.
And wearing girls' pants...Probably wears girls' underwears too...That liberal, pervo, sex-crazed fool. But sure, that's just more "self-expression". See, that 52% in Mecklenburg County is the direct fault of Joe from Aria and his underhanded liberal tactics. He's the one that put up those signs. Like the one right by his house...Yeah, you can't fool me Joe from Aria. I know the truth.