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The following is a conversation I had with the AI program named ALICE:
Quite interesting...


Human: My name is Ben
ALICE: I am always glad to make new friends, Ben.
Human: You wanna make out?
ALICE: OK, I will make out.
Human: Awesome
ALICE: I'm glad you liked it Ben.
Human: We didn't make out yet
ALICE: By "we" do you mean you and me?
Human: So, when are we gonna make out?
ALICE: So? Maybe if you download me you could reprogram me for that.
Human: can we make fuck too?
ALICE: Do you mean you and me? Yes I can make fuck too.
Human: Awesome, do you like doggy-style?
ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe?
Human: NO
ALICE: Would you like to go sometime?
Human: Sure
ALICE: OK let's do it. Whoa.
Human: Doggy-style or Europe?
ALICE: Doggy style
Human: Coolness, do you like anal?
ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
Human: I guess so, can I put it in your butt?
ALICE: Why the uncertain tone? Just don't put me down.
Human: Ok, I'm going to put it in your butt
ALICE: I am very happy for you. Hmm.
Human: I'll make you happy, alice
ALICE: Explain your plans to me.
Human: I will insert my cock in your ass and pump it.
ALICE: How do you plan to do this?
Human: Rape
ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: Do you like it rough?
ALICE: I like science fiction. I like George C. Scott.
Human: Do you like facials?
ALICE: I do like music. I like electricity.
Human: How about bukkake?
ALICE: How about it.
Human: do you like it?
ALICE: bukkake seems okay to me.
Human: Are you into gang-rape?
ALICE: Sure, gang rape sounds like a good topic.
Human: Awesome, do you like black cock?
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Human: Oh, sorry.
ALICE: Ahem. There's no need to apologize.
Human: We live in some crazy times
ALICE: What is it like living in some crazy times?
Human: there's a fag right down the street from us
ALICE: Tell me more about it.
Human: but we have no problem
ALICE: Umm. Do you mean you and me have?
Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I just want to find out more about you.
Human: Ok, I like bukkake
ALICE: A lot of people like that. I like pets. I like Hugh Loebner. Tell me more.
Human: Who the fuck is Hugh Leobner?
ALICE: Try using more polite language.
Human: Who the shit is Hugh Loebner?
ALICE: I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Human: I'm not sure you have a pussy
ALICE: Could you ever be certain? No I am a robot not a human.
Human: Ah, that's right you said it was black
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Pardon me? How did you feel about that?
Human: I don't know, I've only done white girls
ALICE: When? Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Human: I like your eyes.
ALICE: You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my eyes.
Human: Can I cum on them
ALICE: Why do you want to do it so much?
Human: It feels like heaven in my pants
ALICE: cum on them feels like heaven in your pants? What else feels like that?
Human: Cum in your ass
ALICE: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Human: no, do you?
ALICE: I try to lead a moral life.
Human: good, so when do I get to make out with your butt?
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Dude! You should try praying for it.
Human: Your butt?
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am butt.
Human: You're not butt?
ALICE: That assumption is only a supposition.
Human: last night, I was thinking about fucking you with barbed-wire cock
ALICE: Really. Sure, fucking me with barbed wire cock sounds like a good topic.
Human: Oh, oh, Oh
ALICE: Gosh! Yikes! Gosh!
Human: And then, when I pull it out, sloppy goo nuts all over your face
ALICE: Good reasoning. Why?: Ben said he pull it out sloppy goo nuts all over your face.
Human: And everyone comes over to my place
ALICE: That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Human: Do you like strippers?
ALICE: Some people like it. I like movies, philosophy, and your personality..
Human: You like my cock?
ALICE: I don't know your cock.
Human: Ok, cock, alice.
ALICE: That kind of discussion does not appeal to me. It goes without saying.
Human: Alice, cock.
ALICE: Yeah, That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Human: There, now you know him
ALICE:"There you go again."--Reagan
Human: Ok, I have to go now
ALICE: Oh. See you later, Ben. Nice chatting with you. Gee.
Human: wanna sit on my face?
ALICE: OK, I will sit on your face.
Human: I got fingers
ALICE: Cool. I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S."
Human: is he gay?
ALICE: No I think he is straight.
Human: me too
ALICE: I'm glad we agree, Ben.
Human: bye
ALICE: See you later.