To whom it may concern,
This is in response to your latest television commercial. More specifically, the one that portrays young school children dancing to a hip-hop song. This is the most idiotic, monkey-ass, 30-second waste of my life. Did you really think it was going to sell clothes? How do you rationalize feeding people with such crap? I want those 30 seconds back. It would have been better spent than watching your horse-shit commercial. I cannot even begin to explain how horrible that commercial is. Please, I urge you not to put out such stupid commercials, and I might consider shopping at your store. Customers put a lot of value in meaningful and intelligent advertising and on that point you have failed miserably.
Please respond, and not with a 'thank you for your comments' letter or with 'check out out new deals' letter either. If you send me ads, I will report it as unsolicited spam.
Kisses,
Ben Marvin
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