Ice

fuck this town. why don't you fucking build on level surface. there's more hills and bumps in the town that underneath janice harper's sweatpants. learn how to drive in the ice and snow. then, you could open stores and stuff like you fucking should. i hope you flip your yukon or denali and die in a firey wreck and your kids break all their bones and die in the frozen wreckage. and if they don't, i will set your house on fire. fuck your town. i hope your power goes out. i hope you choke in your sleep. i hope your dog dies when your garage collapses.