Tuesday, September 24, 2002

A Song For Honda Drivers

If you were any dumber
I think I'd explode
It annoys me the way you look
I hope you get in a car wreck
Your ideals are idiotic
Your pastimes are pointless
The clothes you wear just make you look gay
Just go away
If you were any more ugly
I think you would explode
I hope you explode
Don't ever talk to me
Cause you don't make any sense
Learn some English
Learn something about yourself
Learn to hold your breath when I try to drown you
Close your eyes
Lay down, close the door
Go to sleep forever
Lock yourself in a basement and cut your vocal cords
So you can't scream
I hope this is a dream
I hope you don't exist
And when you're gone & dead
I'll be so happy
I hope you drive down the wrong street
And get caught in the middle of gang warefare
They'll kill you and steal your car
If you were any dumber
I think I'd explode
But I hope you do

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