Sealclubber

Maybe cause they're cute
Maybe cause I can
Maybe cause you told me not to
I'm a sealclubber

Maybe cause it's fun
Maybe we'll use guns
Maybe you should fuck off
I'm a sealclubber

I know they're a cute animal
And they make a cuter corpse
I just want a new pair of sealskin shoes
I'm a sealclubber